at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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