I like to think it a success when the cops are called
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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