He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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