look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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