Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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