I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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