One girl and one boy is just not enough.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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