dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Operation Purity has been aborted
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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