I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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