normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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