Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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