Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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