Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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