Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I want her autograph on my taint
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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