I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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