I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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