let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
MIDGETS
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i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
