just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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