grandma shit on top of the toilet
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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