Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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