she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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