So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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