Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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