how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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