he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
