So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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