fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
