is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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