There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we're so committed to being not committed
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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