You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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