There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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