i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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