She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
