so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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