get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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