dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
