Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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