mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
