Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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