Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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