I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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