if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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