Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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