when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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