let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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