? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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