I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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