Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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