That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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