Pants 0. Shit 1.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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