just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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