Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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