There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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