You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
