I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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