Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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